Fat Body Politics

theafrosistuh:

gordon-gartrell:

•You run like there is fried chicken and grape drank at the finish line.

•Hey, I don’t steal man… Find our company black guy and ask him of he stole it

•You can’t get mad if I say nigga when I’m mad at you, because you called me an asshole yesterday and that’s just as offensive.

•Walker, you can have some chicken but you have to wait and sip your watermelon juice until we [white co-workers] are done.

•To be honest I dont think it’s fair that walker is in this competition, black people have an extra calf muscle so he has an unfair advantage… What? It’s Science! Dude I’m just saying either huge dick, or genetically advance afroLegs… Not both.

•How many children do you have?

•How much does crack cost?

•Do black people nut black sperm?

•I mean sometimes I think black people are just like primo sex machines. They just look like they are built for it. I wouldn’t marry one tho. That’s just unfair to the kids.

•Does it make you nervous that you are around so many of us?

•Does it make you mad when I say…. nigga….rdly?

•Send walker to get it, he will be back before we can say “buffalo soldier, dreadlock rasta”

The list goes on and on… But you get the point…

WOW

(via casual-isms)